Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Legacies, Digressions, and That Time I Showed a City Employee My Bra

Tombstones resting on a hillside. A sure sign that this is going to be a fun blog post.
Look. There's no rhyme or reason here. It's been almost a year. It's been a hard year. Again. But I reserve the right to write here when I feel like it and to not write here when I don't. I eschew the official Rules for Blogging! ESCHEW, I say. I'm just not going to become one of those $20,000-a-month bloggers you read about in ads aimed at getting you to buy an ebook focused on the secret to becoming a $20,000-a-month blogger (and neither are you, but I digress).

In summation, I eschew, and also, I digress. In that order. Eschew. Digress. Repeat.

*brief pause in which I look up the word "eschew" to make sure I'm using it correctly*



The reason I've goaded you into joining me over here today, what brings us together, you might say, is that all of the things have become really, really hard lately, and I'm pretty sure my brain, heart, and soul are broken by this point. And not in the metaphorical sense. Well, maybe the soul part, since the concept of a soul is metaphorical in and of itself. But, for fuck's sake. My brain is struggling to function through the endless barrage of misery and stress pouring in from countless external sources.

And my heart is doing a lot of actual pounding lately. I'm waking up in the middle of the night in a cold, gripping panic some nights - the kind of panic that flitters around erratically, unable to decide on the most appropriate place to land, until it just settles on something random for its terrible fixation. It could be the very future of our planet or how we're almost out of cat food and I don't want the cat to feel unloved or rejected if I don't present him with his favorite wet food option for breakfast (one day soon, not even tomorrow, when I could get some more cat food but ugh tomorrow is going to be stupid busy and I already don't feel like dragging children into a grocery store and how will we get everything done and what is the point and you see where this is going and now it's 4 a.m. and FUCK why can't I ever sleep).

This is just my life now.

It's a lot of our lives now.

Collectively, we are a mess, people.

I would have included a "y'all" there, in place of "people," but I don't think I've ever said "y'all" out loud in my life and it just didn't feel natural. But I think the flow would have been better.

I digress. I re-digress, even. I'm re-upping on the digressing.

We are a mess, friends. Folks?

Everybody is hurting. It seems as though this is the only thing we have in common as a collective anymore. The hurt might be coming in from different angles, but I'm just seeing so much of it. I'm seeing so much pain, and exhaustion, and stress, and resignation. A person can only internalize so much of this before it just doesn't even sink in anymore. Another shooting? More death? Another scandal? A new international incident? At a certain point, my own outrage, my own pain feels cliche, because I'm grasping for the same words I used the last time, and the time before that, and what did it do and why did I bother and this is why I never sleep.

And it's not all bad. Of course it's not. There is still light to be found, and love to be shared, and hope, and songs to sing, and stories to tell... Humans are nothing if not insufferably, doggedly optimistic. Most of us, at least, will eventually find a foothold on something that feels hopeful, and we'll climb, one foot at a time, out of the pit and into the Next Good Thing. We'll trudge along, as humans tend to do. As they are wont to do, if you will. But it's a long trudge out of that pit these days, what with all the rancid mudslides and poison-tipped arrows raining down.

And so, somehow, through some bizarre, labyrinthian thought process, I find myself contemplating the concept of legacies. What we're going to leave behind. Because we're all leaving something behind, things of various quality levels. Consciously or unconsciously. I used to think that for me, it would be writing. I'd leave behind some imaginary journal filled with insight and beauty and my children would read it and know me and love me more in hindsight and pass it down the generational chain and that would be it. My legacy.

Well, I mean, and them. The children would be a legacy left behind, too, but, good grief, I don't have time to digress again.

But here's the thing. The rub. The rock in your shoe. Our intentional legacy is only part of it. Our actual legacy is, like it or not, comprised of much more than that. Oh, if your offspring are of the gentle spirit crowd, they will appreciate that you wanted them to remember you a certain way, and they will love you for that part of you. But they aren't going to forget the shitty parts, either. Your procrastination and tendency toward messiness, both of which you probably passed on to them and which will eventually create an uneasy resentfulness for them to unpack in their thirties. Your sorry attempts at making French omelettes. Your barely masked annoyance at being forced to sit through 20 minutes of exposition related to a video game you could frankly not give fewer shits about.

It's all going to be in the mix. Otherwise, it wouldn't be a mix. It would be a highlights reel, and while those play well at the funeral, a legacy is by definition a concept that is not only carried on, but is also passed on. Your great grandchildren are going to hear that story about the time you accidentally flashed a bus driver because your zipper got caught in your sweater while you were flailing around like the idiot you just are (face it, you are an idiot), and that's just how it's going to be.

So, here's the nugget. Here's what I've concluded, after yet another (c'mon already) really stressful year (shit, this year isn't even over - there's a QUARTER left of it, somehow). Good god. I'm going to have to take a break just to let that realization wash over me like so much canned Miso soup I found at Big Lots.


Here's the nugget. We have all got to let some shit go. This whole maintaining appearances crap? We don't have time for it anymore. The situation has gotten bleak, people. Stop pretending. Stop applying that filter to all your photos that makes you look like you're lost in a hopeless fog and are trying to communicate to your followers to send help before it envelops you and all is lost. Let your kids know you're a dork, and always have been, and that it's ok. While you're at it, tell yourself this, too. You are ok. Nope, not everyone likes you. Only a few people will ever actually get you. There are only so many compatible wavelengths, and it's ok. Not everyone is meant to be inextricably linked to your soul. Pour your love into those who are, and don't resent those who aren't. Relax. There are so many ways to live a life. Stop trying to live a life that looks like a life that you think people expect you to lead. It's your life. It's your life.  

Please stop being so hard on yourself, friends.
If we learn nothing else from the constant barrage, shouldn't it be that life is not guaranteed? That the life we think we "deserve" isn't always the life we get, but that it doesn't mean you stop living in the meantime?

Maybe our legacy should be one the lets our descendants know that we knew they weren't going to get it all right, either, but that ultimately, it's ok. I mean, don't commit any major crimes, great great grandkids, but don't beat yourself up for too long because you sideswiped an Amazon droid in your flying car, either. Your worth isn't defined by the worst (or best) thing you've ever done, your highest (or lowest) weight, or your tendency to tailgate.

You are worth the trouble, future family tree branch, and you were worth all the trouble we went through in this generation to pave this path for you (however half-assed the paving job). May you decipher with kindness that weird engraving on the family crest (the one with the bail bondsman and the moonshine and the knock-off boots). My legacy - the real one, the awkward, authentically flawed, but always genuine in its hope and love for you as you carry on our hopefully-not-infamous-by-now family tradition - is yours for the taking.

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Sarah and the Very Bad, Terrible but Sometimes Very Good and Wonderful and Always Really Stressful Year

2016 was a year of change, though aren’t they all? This one, though… wow. I decided to devote my very first digitally illustrated blog (which is actually a pun, since I’ll be using my digits to digitally illustrate). Anyway. In completely non-chronological order, here are some highlights of my 2016:

I became a Cubmaster! So far, the power has not gone to my head.

(btw - if you click on one of the comics, it will enlarge right here in this window)

I stumbled into a lot more writing work, and it's even Cincinnati-focused. 

We went on the Great American Roadtrip, from Cincinnati to Tucson to the Grand Canyon and back home again. 

And then, sad things happened, lots of them, all at once.

In related news, I rediscovered a neglected appliance.

Other stuff happened, too. We were Team Clinton, so the election result added further disappointment during the month of sad. And the van sprung a leak. And sometimes our schedule became so hectic that it felt like we were hardly ever together as a family some weeks. 

But we muddled, and we got all contemplative, as all of us are apt to get. We spent time talking about the people we've lost in the past few years, and we tried to focus on gratitude as a family. We poured a lot of love into our favorite little girl, too. 

Wednesday, October 26, 2016


I would like to lodge a complaint about this whole "adulting" business, about which I was not fully informed as a hopeful, naive child. I think I always had an inkling it would involve a great deal of drudgery in the form of laundry, bill paying, job working, taxi driving, meal cooking and birth giving. I was involved in several of these activities from a young age (not the latter). 

What I didn't realize, apparently, is that adulting is actually drudgery plus pretty much continual grief, in one form or another. It's doing all of this stuff that keeps you busy most hours of the day while also playing host to this room in the corner of your mind that is holding constant vigil over the people you've lost, people you'll lose soon or relatively soon, and people who you fool yourself into thinking you have control over when it comes to their safety and mortality. Sometimes, there are enough candles in there to set off the smoke alarm, like when I try to fry things in my kitchen.

It's trudging along, and sometimes, it's even trudging along happily, while constantly anticipating the next time the sky will open up into a breathtaking, soul-sucking storm that will wreck your life for a while and leave a whole bunch of debris in its wake for you to ignore/work through/obsess over for the next handful of years. Or you know, for forever. Because I'm finding that mostly? The debris tends to arrange itself behind a leaky, crumbling wall between The Stuff I Do While Insisting I'm Not Thinking About the Stuff on the Other Side of the Wall and The Stuff on the Other Side of the Wall. It's always over there. It's just that for me, adulting means compartmentalizing. 

And so, here I sit, waiting for the skies to open up. Both Kurt and I have a grandparent in hospice care right now. We are trudging through, and we are holding vigil. We hold out hope for peace for these beloved, integral members of our families. We worry about our kids losing two great grandparents in a short span of time. We worry about our parents and aunts and uncles, who will lose parents. And somewhere in there, we think about our own grief and how these people have been in our lives always, performing their role as grandparents, that uncomplicated, pure love that seems to exist only when there's a generation gap. They are foundation. Maybe adulting is constantly rebuilding the foundation for the next generation. The storm comes in and screws it all up, and because we're people, we just put our heads down, sigh, and start applying mortar. 

Here's what really sucks, though. Everyone I know faces this kind of struggle, or worse, and yet, there are all these arbitrary rules about grief. How long you can grieve. How you should grieve. Whether or not you're grieving enough, or too little. It's ok to cry (just not in public, and not for more than a little while after your loss). It's not ok to do the whole daily-living-trudging-through thing when you're supposed to be at home doing nothing but grieving, yet somehow you're also supposed to keep meeting all your obligations to other people and organizations of people you belong to. Most of all, it's rarely ok to talk about grief. WTH, society?

Life is loss. 

And it sucks, but it's true, and it's weird bullshit that it's not ok to be honest about it. We could be helping each other through it, if it didn't feel so weird to acknowledge that it hurts. It's one of the few unifying facets of life that everyone from here to Timbuktu experiences, big and small, and continually. Divorce, death, miscarriage, illness, losing pets and friendships, homes... And I'm a true offender. I never know what to say, and usually say nothing, when it might not actually be so hard to utter three simple words: Are you ok? In fact, surely I can manage this more often, right? If you're as crappy as I am about this, can you help me by doing this, too? 

Because I truly want to know. Are you ok? Lay it on me, friends. 

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Sometimes there are moments like this.

Maggie in a tub. This has nothing to do with anything.

One of my kids had a very hard time today during a class he takes. He corrected another student's work, in a not so kind way, and his very kind teacher had to intervene and eventually, had to have him leave the class for all the crying.

He often has a hard time. Meltdowns that last for hours. Shaking and sobbing I can't cut through to reach him. He's sensitive and anxious, too wise for his own good, too much for this world sometimes. His heart is so accepting, his soul so open, and I stay up at night worrying about what will hurt him next. About what thing will eventually harden his soft edges and cause him to turn away from hope and possibility. 

We've tried so many things. He sees an amazing therapist, and it helps a whole lot. He's far less anxious around the clock these days. But there isn't a magic switch that will give him the ability to not get lost in a tough moment. After it happens, he'll explain the shame and embarrassment he feels with the matter-of-fact, well-spoken stoicism of an adult many years beyond him. 

Tonight, he's written up a page about the reasons he thinks three of these incidents have happened, unprompted. The paper says, in all-caps-kid-writing, that he has difficulty handling groups. It says he gets overwhelmed when he isn't sure about the rules of games, or when he finishes his work and starts to get bored, because that puts him in a "strange" mood. It says when the situation gets out of hand, his mind gets too frazzled and he just can't manage.

He says he doesn't want to be like this anymore.

He says he doesn't want to be him in those moments.

And I just hugged him, because I don't know what else to do tonight. I told him I love him, that we all love him, that he is a sweet, sweet boy and that we aren't mad at him.  I told him I always want him to be him. I told him he is doing the right thing by thinking through these situations, but that it's ok to let it go, too.

But I know he won't. And I won't. And I'm just so sad for him. 

I don't have a wise nugget of parenting advice to end on. I do know things will seem less dramatic after we all sleep, and that's not nothing. I do know that by sharing the less than stellar moments sometimes that someone will someday stumble upon this after some improbable Google search, and they won't feel so alone. I know the people who love me, and him, and all of us, will keep doing that thing, and that's definitely not nothing. 

It's actually quite something. 

Thursday, August 11, 2016

Dear Fellow Parent (and/or Supporter of Parents Everywhere)

The alien creatures I helped to create, poised to take over the world.

Dear Fellow Parent,

Your kids will grow up. They will evolve from completely reliant, tiny packages of goo and complaint into increasingly independent people, complete with their own, sincerely-held opinions, interests that are all but foreign to you, and alien personalities of mystifying origins. 

Yet, every single day, from age 0 to adulthood, one thing will never change: their expectations of you, the parent. The (alleged) adult. The person who knows how to sate their hunger, keep them clean and warm and engaged with the world. It's all you. 

Every single morning, they will wake up, find you, and begin listing their demands in order of priority. Oh, you can deny them, but the pressure remains. These people will want things of you, big and small things, and that's just how it's going to be for the next... for the rest of your life. Advice, food, transportation, shelter, education, clothes, entertainment, money, shoes that light up, shoes that expressly do not light up, experiences you never had as a kid, experiences you must recreate from your childhood... they want (and ok, sometimes, need) a lot of things. From you. You're the supplier of all of the things.

And apart from the satisfying, martyr-like aura this allows us to affect from time to time, let me tell you something. This stuff is a lot of pressure.

I don't know about you, though I suspect you might have a better handle on things than I do, but there are days when I wake up and it's a fight against every cell in my body to not just sit on the couch and pop in a cinnamon roll that I don't have to share with anyone in front of last night's Daily Show. And then repeat that action 800 times, until it's time for bed, or dinner, or whichever I feel like doing first. 

But, no. There will be no cinnamon rolls with Trevor Noah unless they are cinnamon rolls I have strategically planned for like a Union General getting ready for a sneak attack at some antebellum location I don't know enough about because we haven't gotten there in our homeschool studies and I don't remember anything, apparently, from my own education. Am I even using the term "Antebellum" correctly? Probably not. So who am I to even ponder whether this whole cinnamon rolls all day long plan is legitimate? Of course it's not.

Am I complaining? I mean, really, I'm blessed, and I know it. I can't watch a Sarah McLachlan commercial about all the abandoned dogs or pass a freeway sign about being a foster parent without sobbing. Truly. I should be so lucky. But yes. I am complaining, anyway. I'm a people. And, along with my husband, who does even more jobs, I've been doing a job with very few breaks non-stop for over a decade. 

Let's face it - just like the meme says, a vacation with kids is just relocating your regular parental duties to a new place where now there's sand on, and in, everything. A vacation without kids is one sure way to send my anxiety skyrocketing to impressive levels. I think we've left every one of the two occasions we've attempted a childless vacation early because of my worry-filled, hyperanxious brain. At home, it's all matches and axes and rappelling off the roof. But I'm right there, and I've perfected the right tone for making them stop the stupid thing in its tracks. I can't be sure that others have this power I've honed.

It's hard to explain to people without kids what this feels like without freaking them out, because I'll admit, this gig doesn't sound good on paper when you're being asked to stop using the bathroom in private (for the rest of your life), to add 15+ minutes to all your getting-out-the-door times, and your intimate times aren't currently in jeopardy of being relegated to secretive, silent acts that make everyone involved feel a little criminal. Maybe that's just me. 


Yes. On paper, good grief. You know what you're signing up for, in theory, but it's kind of like signing up for a cell phone plan. They reel you in with promises of pigtails and impish grins, and then you get six months in and it's all crappy service and they keep shutting off in the middle of important things and you kind of want your money back, but now that you have a smart phone, you can't go back to life without one. Is this an insensitive comparison, human lives vs. cheap Chinese tech junk that is actively ruining society? I mean, I'm not saying the human lives don't win, I'm just saying that even when you knew this was going to be a hard gig, you probably didn't realize what hard could feel like. 

And yet.

and yet.

Here we are. We made families where there once was none. We are raising people who will do things in this world, big and small. If we don't royally screw it up, odds are they will be people who do more, with less, than we ever dreamed possible. Because kids? Kids are flipping brilliant.

Kids can tap into their humanness in a way adults have forgotten. Nothing is impossible. This effed up society I mentioned earlier? It's not a hindrance to our kids until we tell them it is. Racism? Sexism? Homophobia? Bah. Bah. And bah. Turns out, the hardest part about being a parent isn't peeing in front of an audience, or even not sleeping for a good three or four month stretch (or let's be honest, ever again, not for a full night). 

The hardest part about being a parent is getting out of the way.

This society expects a lot of us, too. We're judged, often viciously, by complete strangers, who base their conclusions of our parenting skills on the five-minute meltdown they witness in Target. It's the message that's being broadcast through every medium possible - TV, social media, advertising... - and it's endless: parents should look and act a certain way, and so should kids. And worse, the message doesn't stop there. Parents who don't, and kids who aren't, are The Problem with Society. As if we needed more pressure? Did you read those paragraphs up there? We didn't. The well of parental self-loathing, the pit of never being enough? Those are bottomless. 

So we huddle, and we hover, and we non-nonchalantly check to see if other parents are giving us or our kids the up-and-down, or worse, exchanging The Glance with another parent who is sure she's figured us out. And if they are? We make excuses. We scoop up our misunderstood offspring and shuffle off in shame. We try to laugh it off, but internally it's just another layer of uncertainty on top of the pile you've been accumulating for every year of this kid's life. Now and then you relax, and get a little perspective, and you rip off some of those layers, but a new phase is always around the corner. When should they drive? Date? Are they depressed? Am I helicoptering? 

If you're especially fortunate, like I am, you'll cobble together a group of friends who aren't jerks, who will remind you that you're overthinking everything and that your kids are actually fine and not destined for a miserable life. "Relax, mama; you're doing a good job, dad," they'll say. And it will help. You'll pull one another through it, cheering each other and holding each other up, and it will all go by in a blur. 

Along the way, you'll start to understand some things. 

You'll understand why homemade cards are worth their weight in gold, and why your grandma cried when you picked the prettiest dandelions in the yard just for her, and why your parents really wanted you to just be thankful for what you had almost more than any other goal they had for you. 

And one day, if you're incredibly lucky and if it's right for these wonderfully complicated human beings you've raised, your wrinkle-creased face will greet a new generation. You're in the business of continuance now, you know. Becoming a parent is a hopeful act in a sometimes hopeless situation. It's breathing love, and hope, into a world that really needs it. 

So, hey, fellow parent, thanks for signing on alongside me. And for those who haven't signed up, but who support us so strongly in this endeavor, thank you, too. You didn't have to abandon the couch or the cinnamon rolls, but here you are, anyway.

Maybe there's hope for this world, after all. 


It's been a year, somehow. We love and miss you so much, Grandma.

Monday, May 30, 2016


It happened so quickly I still can't quite wrap my head around all the details. I do know that 2-year-old Anderson was there one minute and that he was gone in the next. 

We were at a Walgreens in Michigan on a trip to show off David, who was tiny and new. As we often do at stores, we walked in and devised a quick and dirty plan to divide and conquer. Kurt would go grab snacks and I'd hunt down some allergy meds and we'd meet back at the register. Anderson said he wanted to go with Kurt, so I said "OK, hurry up and follow daddy," and when I saw him running toward Kurt, I turned around.

A few minutes later, baby David and I met Kurt up front, and I said "OK, you and Anderson go out to the car and we'll meet you there." He looked at me blankly. I turned white. I could barely get the words out - it was hard because all the air had been sucked out of my lungs.

"You don't have him?"

It's been almost 8 years and I still turn clammy recalling the moments between realizing we'd lost him and finding him again, outside, where he'd crossed the parking lot by himself and stood, tiny and sobbing for us next to our car. 

So many scenarios flashed through my head - some realistic (he could have easily been hit by a car), some extremely unlikely (someone could have grabbed him). When I stopped shaking my panic was replaced with utter shame. I couldn't even walk back in to buy the things we'd abandoned, past the cashiers who had obviously seen him run out, given the expressions on their faces and their shared glance when we asked if they'd seen a little boy. 

And I carried that shame and fear for years. Heck, I'm still a bit of a maniac when it comes to parking lot safety. But it could have been somewhere else, somewhere much worse. We could have been somewhere crowded like an amusement park or somewhere like a park, where there might have been open water... it could have been something so much worse, and ultimately it really was my fault. 

But it was also an honest accident. 

It happened so quickly. I really thought Kurt had noticed him when I sent Anderson in his direction. He didn't, and Anderson probably got distracted by a foot massager or a rack of Chapstick on his way to Kurt and then realized we were gone. I'm not proud of this moment, but I do finally realize it was one moment out of 10 years of moments. I'm a good mom. I'm attentive - I'm probably over-attentive. I love my kids. But, I'm also a human. Shit happens. 

And so, when I saw the story about what happened at our zoo a few days ago, about Harambe the lowland gorilla and the little boy who breached the enclosure and managed to slip down into the pit, I got that clammy feeling immediately. And then when I read the account of someone who was standing nearby during this incident, about how he'd been there one second and gone the next... it's heart stopping to even contemplate. That's a 15-foot drop. He was apparently hauling ass through the bushes while helpless spectators yelled for him to stop, and he just didn't.

By all the actual accounts (not the rampant speculation that passes for sport on the internet these days), it was likely an honest accident.

A moment in time that was "so much worse" - tragic for Harambe, horrifying for the spectators and the boy's family, gut-wrenching for the zoo staff, especially the staff member who had to shoot Harambe, who was so loved by so many and who wasn't really doing anything wrong. It's a major relief that the boy will be just fine.

In the aftermath, I'm disheartened by the inclination of people to immediately sharpen the pitchforks and light up the torches. I try (and don't always succeed) to apply compassion where I can, not because I'm morally superior, but because it's never failed me. Even when I wind up disappointed and agree punishment is applicable for a fellow human being who has done a terrible, totally blame-worthy thing, my compassion isn't a wasted emotion because I can find something to feel compassionate about in any situation, and ultimately, it makes me feel better to focus there instead of on something more painful and judgmental. Selfish compassion. Apparently it's a thing? I'm no psychologist - I'm just saying my soul feels better when I practice compassion over judgment when I can. And "practice" is a key word here.

I'll never stop feeling clammy when I remember the Walgreens incident; I can only throw out hope into the universe that it's the scariest moment I have as a mom, and that my people will still keep loving me when I do screw it up. Let's face it - I'm going to screw it up from time to time. You heard it here first. 

Thursday, April 21, 2016

And the seasons they go round and round...

Sometimes I save meaningless things and then later, they seem cryptic and a little spooky. Like this scrawled Google Hangouts message. What does it even mean?? We may never know, much like we may never know what life means. You're welcome.
I think when you start reaching a certain age, you begin looking for loops back to the past. You’re kind of desperate for those full circle moments, because we’re all seeking meaning, aren’t we? Even in the midst of the inevitable dawn of realization that we won’t ever really get to know “what it’s all about,” we’re searching for meaning. Can I loop this moment back to something that happened in my childhood? That’s me, anyway.

For instance: take the harmonica. I mean, really, when it comes to my kids trying to play the harmonica (or me for that matter), take it far, far away. But when I hear it in a song, I go limp. It’s Neil Young (even when it’s not), and I’m closing my eyes, and I’m back in my childhood home on State Route 222 on the hardwood floor in the living room, and soon, it’ll be time for me to flip the record, if I’m deemed calm enough in the moment. And those songs now, they really have taken on new meaning. It’s a full circle moment, and it’s satisfying.

And then there are those moments that aren’t so satisfying. Like when I lose it a little bit with my kids. That’s a full circle moment, too, or the threat is there, at least, and it doesn’t feel so good. But I think it’s important to recognize those moments, too. You can’t break a chain if you don’t recognize a chain when you see it. And so I try. But I don’t always succeed, and it’s sobering, because a new realization that’s come with age is that the generation before me had chains to break, too, and only now do I realize how often and how hard they were also trying. Another full circle moment that injects some meaning into my life, but I’m not sure how to embrace it.

Forgiveness is a roadblock for me, and I’m a little ashamed about it. I think I’m probably a pretty kind person, at least it means a lot to me to do kind things when I can. But true forgiveness, letting-it-go and moving on… my compassion seems to just wash away sometimes. I get disappointed in people too quickly, and it’s unfair and often, hypocritical. And I say this knowing that it makes me vulnerable to people who might say, in the midst of a disagreement, “Hey, look, even you have admitted that you are unfair sometimes…” because that’s happened.

But I say these things in this space from time to time because I know enough about the human condition to know I’m not alone. When you reach down and pull out something ugly, most of the time someone else will nod in silent agreement. I get a fair number of private messages from strangers, and I barely write on this blog, so I feel pretty confident that a vulnerable voice is sometimes a voice that needed to be heard. I put myself out there because I feel really strongly that most people really are trying. To be better. To start over (again). To move on. I’m trying on all of those fronts, and more, every day. What’s it going to hurt to admit it once in a while?

I used to feel more worried about that vulnerable state, but you know, once you’ve exposed yourself accidentally to a city bus driver and you’ve passed gas that your coworkers have mistaken for an electrical fire in an elevator, it becomes pretty clear that the universe would like you to just get over yourself and find comfort in the imperfection.

Anyway, I started this whole, rambling mess before any of the news of this day. It was the day we found out Prince died (and Chyna, too, which seems like its own sad dichotomy but I am out of philosophical wax for the moment). So I’m making note of this sad and unexpected bit of news, which has surely affected my overall tone here. It’s kind of weird – I spent a while today trying to relearn the little bit of ukulele I started learning a while back. I woke up in a Neil Young kind of mood (not that he has anything to do with the ukulele), and I thought about how I’m glad he hasn’t died yet like every celebrity ever seems to be doing lately (BE CAREFUL PEEWEE), and then I hoped I didn’t jinx him by even thinking the thought, because I’m ridiculous sometimes, and then I got out my ukulele and tuned it and attempted to play “Red River Valley” a few hundred times. Not that this has anything to do with Prince. I was just feeling very musically-led today.

Well, that’s about all the ranting (and/or raving) I have in me right now, and I’m realizing now I literally didn’t mention a single thing actually happening in my life, so I have given the reader nothing except a little peek into the head my brain calls home. I hope you were offered tea, or at least a place to sit down. Please leave the harmonica alone. 

This is pretty much obligatory, and I didn't even realize it until I finished this post and realized this song has surely been churning along in my subconscious throughout the whole thing. This must be how people accidentally commit plagiarism. Thanks, Joni. You be careful, too!! Everybody just remain indoors.